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Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
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Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
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Would you rather always speak in rhymes or only be able to whisper?
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Would you rather wear clown makeup every day or a full chicken costume once a week in public?
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Would you rather randomly shout “I’m a potato!” once a day or fart loudly every time someone says your name?
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Would you rather have fingers as long as spaghetti or toes as thick as bananas?
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Would you rather only be able to walk backward or only talk in third person?
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Would you rather eat a sandwich made entirely of pickles and toothpaste or drink warm soda with chunks in it?
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Would you rather your thoughts be visible like subtitles or make a loud “boing!” noise every time you get turned on?
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Would you rather have to bark like a dog when you're excited or moo like a cow when you're sad?
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Would you rather have to always wear shoes filled with jelly or gloves soaked in milk?
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Would you rather live in a world where every animal could talk or where plants scream when you pick them?
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Would you rather be stuck in a room with 100 flying pigeons or 1 very sneaky raccoon?
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Would you rather your only form of communication be charades or interpretive dance?
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Would you rather burp glitter or sneeze confetti?