weird as heck questions

Here are 20 weird as heck questions to guess with your friends! This is a question bank made by @Peachychickennuggets in GuessMe.io! i mainly made this to annoy my friend :p don't take offence pleaseeeee

1. would you rather cry or laugh out sh!t?
2. would you rather have never ending diarrhoea that becomes a waterfall or never ending constipation where you build a massive stone inside of you, for 6 days of each choice?
3. would you rather your farts smell like your worst enemy's unwashed toenail clippings full of gunk and mold, or their vomit that was left out for 3 days after eating your most hated food?
4. bathe with 1000 harmless spiders that are super hairy or bathe with 1000 bunnies who shit on you?
5. eat a spider or eat a cockroach?
6. trump wet-fart on your face loudly or trump lick your elbows while you're doing dishes?
7. mop the soapy floor with your hair or sweep the floor with your chin?
8. wear mayonnaise as foundation or salad dressing as eyeshadow?
9. eat raw fish or raw chicken?
10. always end your sentences with 'b!tch' that gets you in trouble or always start your sentences with a loud fart?
11. use a centipede or a cockroach as a spoon when eating cereal?
12. you wake up to something crawling on your arm... what would you hope it is?
13. everybody say sausage, keep it going!
14. which one would u wear as a dress?
15. you're swimming and accidentally swallow something along with the water. what would you hope it was?
16. would you rather leak from your period while performing on stage during a play in front of your crush or at the store in front of your crush?
17. always wet fart or always pee yourself?
18. date someone who never washes their private bit or never washes their booty hole?
19. sleep on the roof of a moving car or sleep on the front of a moving car?
20. always eat your meals icy cold (steal, soup, pizza, potatoes, etc.) or always drink everything as super hot boiled (water, milkshake, alcohol, smoothies, etc.)