Lilys oddities

Here are 9 questions about "Lilys oddities" to guess with your friends! This is a question bank made by @Lilylocket in GuessMe.io! me n oscar. Warning: Side effects may include laughing, confusion, and suddenly having strong opinions about haunted toasters. Every question is weird on purpose. Every answer reveals absolutely nothing about you. Or maybe everything. Nobody really knows. Certainly not the raccoon who approved this quiz.

1. If you could, would you?
2. If you had a third ear, where on your body would you put it?
3. If you had to turn into a strange dinosaur tomorrow, which one do you pick?
4. What useless superpower would you choose to have?
5. If your elbows made a sound every time you bent them, what sound would you choose?
6. If your life had background music, what instrument would play whenever you entered a room?
7. Would you rather have permanent clown shoes or a permanent pirate hat?
8. If you had to live inside one object, what would you choose?
9. pick a lawyer